This really happened.Gianna: We should do a few blog posts about Irish writing for St. Patrick’s Day.
Liz: …Okay. I am drawing a blank though. I’m not sure that I can think of many Irish writers.
Gianna: Sheesh. Of course you can. Everyone knows at least a few.
Liz: What about Larry McMurtry?Gianna: Is he Irish?
Liz: MCMurtry—gotta be Irish. And in Lonesome Dove Captain Call was born in Ireland, and there were the two Irishman—the one bitten by the snakes and the other one who went to the brothel with Newt. And Gus’s last name is McCrae. MC-Crae. And McMurtry is from the Dublin of Texas, Archer City.
Gianna: That sounds about right. (Sarcasm?)
Liz: Okay, then there’s Cormac McCarthy.
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| Joyce is Irish. |
Gianna, reading from the internet: “He renamed himself ‘Cormac’ after the Irish king.”
Liz: Heh. There are you kings in Ireland. Queen Liz rules all.
Gianna: You’re going to get us in trouble.
Liz: What about Joyce?
Gianna: Definitely Irish.
Liz: ….Carol Oates. Upstate New York is just like Ireland. Tim O'Brien? Dr. Phil McGraw?
Gianna: You’re getting pale people confused with Irish people.
Liz: I think I hate you.
